Finally, Dating Naked delivers on two promises: naked ziplining and foul-mouthed Katie.Katie is from Queens, curses like a sailor, and talks about her vagina.
Let this be a lesson to you all: When you peak in high school, you don’t get laid as an adult.
DATE 3: Diane is still kind of mooning over skinny, nerdy Dan.
The pair sit there totally nude, the silence punctuated only by Diane’s strained conversation-starters, i.e., “Oh, is your mom German?
” Then they both give up and go straight to bed, hoping for a better tomorrow.
She’s stripped of clothing, blacked of eye, waving her middle fingers to the sky — “F*CK YOU VH1!
There are thousands of dating sites on the internet to search from.
Diane goes with Dan, even though he was way too invested but who cares, she won’t return his texts anyway. And Katie — well, Katie goes off in a glorious rant.
All those bleeps and blurs cannot hide her hurt feelings.
He also uses the phrase “rock out with my cock out” and has a terrible ankh tattoo on his sternum.
I don’t get Scott’s appeal, but they circle each other for a bit, check out each other’s butts and decide to be in love.
Is it possible that this ankh-man is the ride-or-die dude Katie needs?